Recently a friend sent me an email about the mudflap girl – you know, that dumb silhouette people put on the back of their cars – usually on their window since they don’t actually have mudflaps on their Corolla. And it’s the silhouette of a very busty, small-waisted woman that in real life they would have no chance of  being with – I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. My friend emailed me because he saw a version of this that he thought I might like:

I’ve seen it before and I think it’s cute, but I think this one better captures me:

I have a penchant for stiletto heels and I’m constantly reading. I don’t know about you but this definitely makes me want to pick up a book and read. So remember kids, reading is cool and reading is sexy. And if you read poetry, all the better.